Shit wot's 'appened

Freddie has chicken pops (pox)

I joined the gym

After 2 days at the gym i have injured my calf

Roller returned my shorts (he was holding them to ransom)

I look better in a blonde wig than i do with my real life hair

I now play football wearing a blonde wig and a white headband

I got quite good at football again for a little while

I ruined pictures at football presentation because of a blonde wig and a white headband

My niece doesn't talk to me, even when offered £10 a word

I have an iPhone

I hate my iPhone

My iPhone contains 3 Glee albums

I have never seen a whole episode of Glee

I'm pissed off with how Lost ended

I'm pissed off there's no Supernatural til September

I've pissed a friend off 'cos rules is rules

Did i mention Lost pissed me off?

I imported C'est la vie from my computer to Spotify

I did the same with a dance remix of Britney Spears' Lucky

After seeing this , I wished I'd kept certain letters and scanned them for everyone to read (instead of shredding them)

Goodnight, much love xx