Saturday, 27 February 2010

*WARNING* Attractive women beware!

By the sounds of it, attractive girls/women will soon be banned from going out before 9pm.

This possible government initiative to put Nuts and Zoo up with the porn, and stop things like Hollyoaks* being on before 9pm is ridiculous. Young girls feel 'pressured' to look like the girls from the magazines and the TV show. What utter bollocks.

Basically, the way things are going, you're only going to be allowed out in daylight, or be on the TV before 9pm if you're fat and ugly. All this because you may upset all the fat ugly girls, who try their best to look like you but that bastard Mr Kipling won't let them.

The bit that annoys me most, though, is that girls don't listen to us blokes. We don't want you to look like the idiots in the magazines. They're just there for us to make comments about 'snapping them in half' (it's a man thing). If women actually listened to us, they would realise that we prefer 'real' women. With curves and all that goes with them.

Grrrr

(* i do not condone anyone watching Hollyoaks as it is a massive pile of wank)

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