Songs that annoy me

Today I heard two songs that ALWAYS annoy me: Spitting Games by Snow Patrol and The Man Who Can't Be Moved by The Script.

My reasons are as follows...

With 'Spitting Games', it's the start that does it. The opening few lines....

''I broke into your house last night
And left a note at your bedside
I'm far too shy to speak to you at school''

Now, this makes no sense to me at all. Breaking and entering, plus acting like a proper weirdo stalker does NOT get you the girl! I mean, seriously, rather than just making conversation, is breaking and entering really an alternative? Why not send an email? Or a text? Something, anything, but don't break in and leave a note!

Imagine waking up and finding that weirdo from school, who sweats like a paedo in Toys R Us when he's near you, has broken in to your house and left a note for you in your bedroom? Would you immediately fall in love, or go to the Old Bill, have him nicked and then go get yourself a restraining order? I think the latter.

Also, Snow Patrol generally annoy me.


Right, now on to 'The Man Who Can't Be Moved'. This is pure stupidity.

Imagine if this knobhead stays on his corner for, say, 3 years and then the bird turns up. How does he intend to impress her? With his black teeth? His stinky clothes? Perhaps his Robinson Crusoe beard, complete with rabies or whatever?

Twat. She broke up with you for good reason, I'm not entirely sure going homeless is the way to get her back. Especially if you're gonna stand on a street corner with her picture and a sign. That won't be embarrassing for the girl at all. Plus, he's probably got her number and/or email address. And, probably, her actual address. Write her a little letter. Tell her how much you love her. Then try and move on. (I have no right to give advice, really, but I'm heading along the common sense route)


Oh, and I know I'm the knobhead here really for thinking too much about it, but if you know me, you know I like to moan a bit.

Goodnight xx