''Your secret's safe with me''

I wish this phrase wasn't true with me.

I must look trustworthy. Or something. I get told all sorts. I see it as some sort of strange compliment.

There is a problem, though. When people start telling you stuff, you may already know stuff relating to the situation and it makes things awkward. In keeping a secret, you then may have to start lying to your pals to protect it. You start getting tangled up in all sorts!

That's why I'd rather not know, sometimes.

With me, you know it'll stay secret. But if you'd rather not tell me in the first place, I really wouldn't mind.

Bonjour

xx